Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dear Mr. President

I've got this blighted property on my block. I call code enforcement. They tell me to call 311. 311 doesn't work. The street lights are still going out all the time and I blew out my tire on a pothole just the other day. I couldn't get my road home check and then the contractors suckered me out of it. I got a bench warrant for some measly traffic violation, my brother's getting kicked out of NOAH. I've got this nasty cough, stage 8 diabetes, and my shoes are untied. How 'bout them Saints?

1 comment:

jeffrey said...

We have too many states. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.