I woke up this morning thinking that maybe I was a bit unthoughtful about pointing out the resemblance between LSU's John Lombardi and Uncle Junior. There must be a few other candidates that deserve at least some consideration.
I mean, he could just as easily be a young Henry Kissinger or an ageless Larry King. Larry doesn't have an age since he became a cyborg at some point during the Lewinsky scandal.
But then it hit me. Aren't thick black glasses pretty in right now? Don't I wear black glasses?
Yep. That's it. Lombardi is a drop-dead Johnny Depp.
Just like me.