This post is about the shame of nudity and low hanging fruit.
We live in a google world now. People are going to have to realize that.
Stick with me, I'll take you on a tour.
First, let's dial up WCBF's informal and ever-growing list of NOAH contractors. Let's take, say, Parish-Dubuclet Services Inc., which is in good standing and registered to 2241 Bayou Rd. The director of Parish-Dubuclet is named Trellis Smith.
Now let's search for Trellis Smith.
Low Hanging Fruit
Mr. Smith is the founder/ceo/important guy at EC Advertising, located conveniently next door to his contracting firm at 2239 Bayou Rd.
EC Advertising, in March, issued a press release (link to HTML version of pdf original) touting a new hire: Amelia Dawson, former "intake analyst" for NOAH.
This is EC Advertising's staff page. There is one particular employee that caught my attention:
Senior Account Executive
Of course, Stacey Jackson is the former executive director of NOAH. She left her post in June just days before WCBF began its inquiry into the agency's work.
So that's like pretty much how You Could Be Famous. Just google it.
The Shame of Nudity
So with all those ripe ones ready to be picked, what is a guy like me to do? Should I partake?
Would doing so bring me a wisdom that maybe I can't handle? Maybe by indulging my temptation to tear into these juicy gifts from nature, I'd merely come to experience a deep shame. Will learning just how NOAH operated merely leave me feeling as curious as I did when I first started? Just how serious is this?
I am just one man, just one citizen. I feel... naked.
How can I cover my new-found feelings of vulnerability?
I need men's underwear and I need it now.
I need... The Him Store.
According to the Gambit's website (believe it David), a piece called "Bambooty" explains that the Him Store opened on Canal St. in October of 2007 and is planning an aggressive expansion.
It is co-owned by Trellis Smith and Stacey Jackson.
If you're interested in opening your own franchise of the Him Store, email Stacey Jackson by clicking the link provided on this page.
*This post was redacted earlier today but has been already been proliferated locally via links. Sorry NOAH.