Michelle Malkin has the scoop on the anarchist thugs ruining America.
So does the Jawa Report.
These nut-jobs took to the streets in Washington D.C. to destroy property and injure people.
Just read from the fox news!
Or watch from the fox's local affiliate!
I really feel for the poor woman that has been turned into a victim by these vile, vile anarchist people that hate America and are thugs.
Essentially, according to the fox affiliate report, a local store clerk was injured by a flying brick when a protest targeting the International Monetary Fund annual meeting became violent. The disorder occurred along a commercial strip in the wealthy Georgetown neighborhood. It's mostly chain retailers were targeted by protesters as emblematic of the United States' economic practices around the world.
Michelle really gets it right when she says:
If just one city targeted by these criminal punks would crack down hard instead of slapping them on the collective wrist, the property damage and assaults would stop.
They've just got to end these protests. There are too many risks. Anarchists are coddled.
That poor, poor, D.C. store clerk.....
Except.... EXCLUSIVE REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE ME FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......I'm about to drop a bomb here.... err, throw a brick here......
......that innocent D.C. store clerk trying to make an honest living....
......that hard-working American hero.....
.....let's just say I've got the dirt on her.......
She's my sister. Her name is Sayde. We're totally bff so she granted me exclusive access.
She's not a D.C. store clerk. She's a student at American University. And she ain't no lame-ass victim.
Sayde was in Georgetown that evening with friends. They were out at some sort of wine and cheese affair at a small boutique. You can tell that from the video because sis is looking totally stylish and hot. Good genetics. She and her friends heard the noise from the protest and decided to go check it out. They staked out a spot on the sidewalk to watch the back and forth between protesters and police. Then from the street, a brick headed for the Abercrombie & Fitch store hit my sister Sayde square in the forehead.
She's doing okay now. Obviously it was a poor start to the weekend for her. She's got a really nasty black eye and suffered a minor concussion. The brick also lacerated her forehead severely. Three layers of stitches were required and the doc said she'd need surgery to repair the scarring once the wound is sufficiently healed. Sayde was told that skull was exposed. Sick, dude!
She's ticked about her injury, her night in the hospital, the scar it will leave. She doesn't believe that aggressive and destructive behavior is a particularly effective protest tactic. Whoever threw that brick was a jerk and should have been especially careful to hold back knowing how many people were so close to the target. (And I agree)
She also thinks media coverage has been ridiculous. The local news stories naturally, showed as much blood as they could get away with. She hates the insinuations, the tones taken by the likes of Michelle Malkin, message boarders, this nutty page, and other web sources that she and her friends have discovered. This attack was malicious. That poor, helpless, hardworking store clerk girl..... she must have been so frightened.... let's ban public assembly.
As Sayde told me when she called the next morning, "That shit was gangsta." She stood there like a champ and waited for medical attention calmly while blood poured out of her forehead. She was joking and making faces at friends as she got into the ambulance. Since Friday, she and I are having a blast showing the video clips to our friends, though she may be enjoying it partially because she's on percs for the pain.
Nobody has more gracefully taken a brick to the face in the history of the planet. Nobody.
She certainly doesn't believe that the brick thrower meant to hit her. He or she was obviously going for the Abercrombie and Fitch and missed.
Although she's making the best out of the situation by employing her sense of humor to get some laughs out of her minor celebrity, especially the videos of her stoic glare while covered in blood, Sayde would rather not have the attention. She thinks it's ridiculous that instead of discussing the issues behind the protest, instead the "debate" is reduced to outrage over the isolated violent incident. Rather than delve into the ethical quandaries posed by the often exploitative nature of IMF policies, we're given the damning evidence of an emerging threat that we all must fear and punish.
As a responsible older brother, I'm especially angered that my sister's bloody face is all over the internet right now, exploited as justification for irrational and hateful opining about the intentions and evilness of a rather small group protesting American citizens.
The only person allowed to exploit images of my sister for personal gain is me!
Facebook pic with caption: still sassy in a stretcherLarry King: So, e, tell us how you got your start?
E: Well, Larry, it all started when my sister got hit in the face with a brick.
Ugh, I can picture those media vultures spinning this now.... she obviously meant to get hit in the face with that brick, I mean she obviously thought of the book deals involved.
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All offers considered. Book deals? Talk show appearances? How does my hair look? Sayde, pluck my eyebrows! Throw money at us immediately, people!!!
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