Bizarro World: The Excellence in Recovery Host Committee

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"This event is not paid for with public funds."

That's of great comfort to all of us.

I'm hearing it's $500 per head to get in. If it's true, I have no idea where that money's going to.

(Initial break via Suspect Device, KoT)


UPDATE:

Party host Stuart Juneau denies that the party is $500 a head but cannot describe what the "excellence in recovery committee" is. If it does not cost anything to get in, then we should ask who is paying for the party.

LATE NIGHT AFTERTHOUGHT:

Anyone else feel funny about seeing 'Stiletto Vodka' being listed as a restaurant? You know, given that it's booze and not a restaurant. It's 'super premium.' This seems like an awfully lavish party.

AND ONCE MORE BEFORE BED:

I've noticed that Gordon Russell has been reading up. No hat tip to Mr. Allman for all the legwork he did at the Gambit? Not cool, brah.