Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Logical and Rational as Always

"Iran was dangerous, Iran is dangerous and Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to develop a nuclear weapon." - The George the W. Bush, December 4th, 2007


Dinosaurs were dangerous, dinosaurs are dangerous, and dinosaurs will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to revive and replicate their own DNA and/or travel in time.

We are safer, but we are not yet safe, and we won't be safe if we don't have the knowledge necessary to make opposing armies turn gay.

If you haven't supported the war, you don't support the troops, and you won't be supporting the troops until you have the knowledge necessary to develop a self-lobotomy kit.

Evolution was false, evolution is false and evolution will be false if it has the knowledge necessary to develop a nuclear weapon.

The levees were a failure, the levees are a failure and the levees will be a failure if they're previous failing are not investigated by an independent agency without the risk of sabotage or obstruction.

The disaster response was Bush's fault, the slow pace of recovery is Nagin's fault, and Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to develop a nuclear weapon.

Britney Spears was famous. Britney Spears is famous. Britney Spears will be famous if she has the knowledge necessary to listen to the people telling her what to do to remain famous.

I guess we'll always be fighting the terrorists because they'll become dangerous in the future if we don't fight them now. Something-something about catastrophe something-something apocalypse something-something. Sometimes I can't sleep, does that count?

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